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	<title>Extrapolated Facts &#187; humor</title>
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		<title>Fun with Google Scribe</title>
		<link>http://www.mckeeth.org/2011/06/fun-with-google-scribe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 19:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Google Scribe (in Google Labs) tries to help make writing easier and better by using predictive text suggestions. These go beyond regular finish the word suggestions, and can actually suggest the next word. I assume this must be based on their index of commonly occurring word that are adjacent. So I was wondering what would [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://scribe.googlelabs.com/">Google Scribe</a> (in Google Labs) tries to help make writing easier and better by using predictive text suggestions. These go beyond regular finish the word suggestions, and can actually suggest the next word. I assume this must be based on their index of commonly occurring word that are adjacent. So I was wondering what would Google Scribe write if always take the suggested next word? What kind of inspiration would it provide after I choose the starting word?</p>
<p><em><strong>Inspiration</strong> for the design of the study was to determine the effect of the drug in the treatment of the subject matter of the present invention is to provide a method for the determination of the amount of the compound of formula I wherein R is a hydrogen atom or a methyl group at the University of California at Berkeley and the University of California at Berkeley and the University of California at Berkeley and the University of California at Berkeley . . . . </em></p>
<p>When I gave it the starting word &#8220;Inspiration&#8221; it assumed I was writing a paper about a study on a drug at the University of California Berkeley, and they got stuck in a recursive loop. What if I try a different word?</p>
<p><em><strong>Writing</strong> and Editing Professional in Human Resources Management and Development of the National Association of Realtors and the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the Arts and Crafts movement in the United States and Canada for the first time in the future and the future of the country and the world of the living room and dining room with a view to the sea and the mountains of the world and the world of the living room and dining room with a view to the sea and the mountains of the world . . . .</em></p>
<p>Not sure where it was going with that one. I gave it the word &#8220;Writing&#8221; and it started talking about organizations and departments and countries then got in a weird loop about rooms with views . . .  It doesn&#8217;t seem that it will ever suggest punctuation, which leads to run on sentences. I wonder what Scibe wants to say about &#8220;Google&#8221; . . .</p>
<p><em><strong>Google</strong> Earth and Google Maps to find the best deals on the best way to get the best of the best in the world of the living room and dining room with a view to the sea and the mountains of the world and the world of the living room . . .</em></p>
<p>Interesting that it listed Google Earth and Google Maps specifically, but then got stuck in the room with a view loop again. It clearly isn&#8217;t looking only at word pairs since Google would have matched Earth both times, but at the same time the context is shorter in other situations since it really likes that room with a view loop.</p>
<p>It does have an option to give multiple suggestions, so the user could steer the conversation in different directions. Plus the addition of the occasional period would allow for the introduction of new chains of thought.</p>
<p>Conclusion: It does look at more than just the previous word, but still can get stuck in aÂ recursiveÂ loop. NoÂ punctuationÂ is suggested. It is clearly still a labs toy, but I&#8217;ve seen predictive correction before that works, so this may evolve and show up in more places. You can <a title="Google Scribe extension for Chrome" href="https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/jlhhbmloafbaonaondjcedenomeeggda">install the extension</a> today and play with it on your favorite web text box.</p>
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		<title>Gift for Mother-in-Law</title>
		<link>http://www.mckeeth.org/2011/01/gift-for-mother-in-law/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a good friend who was a rock hound. Â He would go out and either find rough rocks in the wild, or buy them. Â Then clean, cut and polish them. Â For some of the rocks he would mount them asÂ jewelry. He told me about a gift he made for his mother-in-law. Â It was a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a good friend who was a rock hound. Â He would go out and either find rough rocks in the wild, or buy them. Â Then clean, cut and polish them. Â For some of the rocks he would mount them asÂ jewelry.</p>
<p>He told me about a gift he made for his mother-in-law. Â It was a very involved project. Â He took a great piece of Onyx, cut it like a heart and polished it up. Â Then he mounted it in a necklace. Â I forget the exact number of hours he spent on it, but it was quite a few. Â When he was done it was beautiful. Â It got a nice jewelry box and put a little note it in, then mailed it to his mother-in-law. <img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-314" title="Onyx Heart Necklace" src="http://www.mckeeth.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Onyx-Heart-Necklace-150x150.jpg" alt="Onyx Heart Necklace" width="150" height="150" /></p>
<p>When she got it she called him to say how much she loved it, but she was a bit confused about the note.</p>
<p>&#8220;Why do I need to keep it in the freezer when I am not wearing it?&#8221; she asked.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; he said, &#8220;onyx is a very hard and darkly colored stone. Â So if you keep it cold, then I can tell everyone that my mother-in-law has a very cold, hard, black little heart.&#8221;</p>
<p>She thought it was very funny, and it is one of her most treasured pieces of jewelry. Â She even keeps it in the freezer too.</p>
<p>It is good to have family with a sense of humor.</p>
<p><em>BTW</em>, if you have a mother-in-law with a good sense of humor you can buy an <a href="http://auntiestreasures.com/black-onyx-heart-pendant-p-1727.html">onyx necklace for her</a>.</p>
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		<title>Dr. Horrible Isn&#8217;t Evil</title>
		<link>http://www.mckeeth.org/2008/07/dr-horrible-isnt-evil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Horrible isn&#8217;t horrible, it&#8217;s fantastic.  I guess Dr. Fantastic wouldn&#8217;t be a really good name for a super villain though.  And that would be an even worse catch phrase then &#8220;I have a PhD in horribleness!&#8221;  (yes, it is a word.) I just watched Dr. Horrible Act 1 and 2 again.  I can hardly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr. Horrible isn&#8217;t horrible, it&#8217;s fantastic.  I guess Dr. Fantastic wouldn&#8217;t be a really good name for a super villain though.  And that would be an even worse catch phrase then &#8220;I have a PhD in horribleness!&#8221;  (yes, it is a word.)</p>
<p>I just watched <a href="http://www.drhorrible.com/">Dr. Horrible</a> Act 1 and 2 again.  I can hardly wait for Act 3 this Friday night at midnight (9 PM PST &#8211; Yippie!)  It looks like I will be buying all three on iTunes, my first iTunes purchase ever.</p>
<p>First of all I really want to support Joss in making this available.  I want it to be so wildly successful that he and others will make more good quality programming available like this.  But probably more importantly, I don&#8217;t want to wait for the DVD to come out to see it again after Sunday when it goes offline. . . .</p>
<p>Besides the campy songs, catchy one-liners and cheese character names, the thing I really like is the complex Dr. Horrible character played by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Patrick_Harris">Neil Patrick Harris</a> and the contrast with his arch nemisis Captain Hammer, played by <a href="http://nathanfillion.org/">Nathan Fillian</a>.  We have a protagonist and an antagonist, but in this case, the protagonist is Dr. Horrible, the super-villain wanna-be.</p>
<p>In the first act we are introduced to the main character, who happens to be a &#8220;bad guy.&#8221;  We meet the good guy, but we are really rooting for the bad guy, and we are OK with that.</p>
<p>Interestingly, by the end of the second act we see that even though Dr. Horrible is on the wrong side of the law, he is the better man.  While Captain Hammer is good buddies with the mayor, he is really not a very nice guy.  So while we thought we were rooting for the bad guy, we were rooting for the good guy.</p>
<p>Now the only question is what will happen next.  Will Dr. Horrible prove he is evil enough to Bad Horse to enter the Evil League of Evil?  What will Penny think when she realizes that &#8220;Billy&#8221; is positively motivated, but willing to step outside the law to get there?  What will become of Captain Hammer?</p>
<p>At the end of Act 1, before I saw Act 2, I actually entertained the idea that maybe Penny was a secret plant from the Evil League of Evil, sent to observe Dr. Horrible.  After Act 2 I am pretty sure she is who she appears to be, but I am OK with being surprised in Act 3.</p>
<p>I just hope the sound track comes out soon.</p>
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		<title>An Engineer&#8217;s Guide to Cats</title>
		<link>http://www.mckeeth.org/2008/04/engineers-guide-to-cats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not really a cat person, although I used to be one.  I thought this was a hoot, and mostly I wanted to see if Jake still reads my blog.  Jake is a cat person and also a software engineer (like me!)  I caught him before with my Why Curiosity Killed the Cat post. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am not really a cat person, although I used to be one.  I thought this was a hoot, and mostly I wanted to see if <a title="Yacoblog" href="http://techfeed.net/blog/">Jake</a> still reads my blog.  Jake is a cat person and also a software engineer (like me!)  I caught him before with my <a href="http://www.mckeeth.org/2006/09/why-curiosity-killed-the-cat/">Why Curiosity Killed the Cat</a> post.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="373" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mHXBL6bzAR4&amp;hl=en&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="373" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mHXBL6bzAR4&amp;hl=en&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" wmode="transparent"></embed></object></p>
<p>I think that video is a great example of ordinary people (well, engineers, which I guess is a handicap)  making an educationand and entertaining video about an ordinary thing.  Maybe I will make a software developers guide to children. . . .</p>
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		<title>Gift Giving</title>
		<link>http://www.mckeeth.org/2008/03/gift-giving/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never been much for gifts on occasion, I much prefer just giving people gifts, cards, etc. when I think about it or see something I think they will like.  Unfortunately I usually try to save it for the next appropriate occasion, and then just forget, or am unable to get it then. So if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never been much for gifts on occasion, I much prefer just giving people gifts, cards, etc. when I think about it or see something I think they will like.  Unfortunately I usually try to save it for the next appropriate occasion, and then just forget, or am unable to get it then.</p>
<p>So if I ever forget to send you a greeting / gift for an occassion you were expecting one from me, just realize that I actually was thinking about getting you something the other 364 days of the year.</p>
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		<title>The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz</title>
		<link>http://www.mckeeth.org/2007/12/the-sci-fi-sounds-quiz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There were a lot that I immediately recognized. Some of the others I had to use process of elimination or otherwise deduce. Well made test. Although, there is an easy way to cheat. Anyone notice it? I received 85 credits on The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you? Take [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There were a lot that I immediately recognized.  Some of the others I had to use process of elimination or otherwise deduce.  Well made test.  Although, there is an easy way to cheat.  Anyone notice it?</p>
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		<title>Pockets are Deceivingly Large</title>
		<link>http://www.mckeeth.org/2007/10/pockets-are-deceivingly-large/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:42:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pockets are deceivingly large. It doesn&#8217;t seam like they hold much. Through out the day as you have small pocket sized items you place them in your pocket. Finally you go to retrieve one. That is when you discover that pockets are much bigger then you thought as you attempt to find the item you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pockets are deceivingly large.  It doesn&#8217;t seam like they hold much.  Through out the day as you have small pocket sized items you place them in your pocket.  Finally you go to retrieve one.  That is when you discover that pockets are much bigger then you thought as you attempt to find the item you are looking for by feel.  Back and forward from one pocket to the other, cause you just know it is in there somewhere!  If you are lucky you don&#8217;t have to pull everything out to visually search.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimmckeeth/1602288319/" title="Flickr page for photo." target="_blank"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2181/1602288319_8e806e6f8f_o.jpg" title="What's in my Right Pocket right now?" alt="What's in my Right Pocket right now?" height="320" width="240" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimmckeeth/1603177916/" title="Flickr page for photo." target="_blank"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2212/1603177916_593a0fa37b_o_d.jpg" title="What's in my left pocket right now?" alt="What's in my left pocket right now?" height="320" width="240" /></a><br />
(Click on them for a nice break down of what is in there!)</p>
<p>What&#8217;s in my right pocket right now? And I cleaned it out a little bit this morning. Keys (Says &#8220;Always do the thing you think you can&#8217;t do&#8221;), comb, wallet (from <a href="http://www.all-ett.com/">www.all-ett.com</a>), hands free for cell-phone and room 311 key card for my hotel.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s in my left pocket right now? And I cleaned it out a little bit the morning. Chap Stick (original), 1 GB USB flash drive (SanDisk Cruizer Mini) on lanyard that gets easily tangled in my pocket, 2 GB USB flash drive (SanDisk Cruizer Micro with U3 &#8211; which is cool), iPod Nano in case with ear buds and data cable (accessories from <a href="http://www.dealextreme.com/">www.dealextreme.com</a>) and a nice company branded pen from a previous employer.  My cell phone was in here too, but I used it to take the picture.</p>
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		<title>Pop-Tarts and Skim Milk</title>
		<link>http://www.mckeeth.org/2007/10/pop-tarts-and-skim-milk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pop-Tarts and Skim Milk is like a Big Mac and a Diet Coke. The skim milk doesn&#8217;t ease my mind that I am having Pop-Tarts since I don&#8217;t usually drink milk at all. They are both treats, and the fact that the break room stocks them both makes them really easy access. Milk is actually [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pop-Tarts and Skim Milk is like a Big Mac and a Diet Coke.<br />
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimmckeeth/1602288387/" title="Flickr page for photo." target="_blank"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2094/1602288387_14f87b8d1d_o_d.jpg" alt="Pop-Tarts and Skim Milk" /></a><br />
The skim milk doesn&#8217;t ease my mind that I am having Pop-Tarts since I don&#8217;t usually drink milk at all.  They are both treats, and the fact that the break room stocks them both makes them really easy access.</p>
<p>Milk is actually one of the poorest sources of calcium (that actually contains calcium).  Your body has a hard time using it.  Same for the protein in it.   I like my calcium from broccoli.</p>
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		<title>I am the Geek Squad</title>
		<link>http://www.mckeeth.org/2007/10/i-am-the-geek-squad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was so funny I just had to share it. First a little back story, for those not familiar with the Princess Bride. Miracle Max is a little old &#8220;wizard&#8221; type character played by Billy Cristal. Fezzik is a giant played by Andre the Giant. Fezzik and Inigo are knocking on Miracle Max&#8217;s door, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was so funny I just had to share it.  First a little back story, for those not familiar with the Princess Bride.  Miracle Max is a little old &#8220;wizard&#8221; type character played by Billy Cristal.  Fezzik is a giant played by Andre the Giant.  Fezzik and Inigo are knocking on Miracle Max&#8217;s door, but he isn&#8217;t interested in talking to them.</p>
<ul>
<li>Miracle Max: Beat it or I&#8217;ll call the Brute Squad.</li>
<li>Fezzik: I&#8217;m on the Brute Squad.</li>
<li>Miracle Max: You <em><strong>are </strong></em>the Brute Squad.</li>
</ul>
<p>Fast forward to modern day.  My brother asked me to come troubleshoot some computer issues and let him know if he had everything he needed to setup a wireless network.  I fixed the computer issue quickly.  Then I looked at the hardware he purchased for the network and let him know it would work for a wireless network.  He told his fiance that they had everything they needed for a wireless network.  Here is the actual conversation that followed:</p>
<ul>
<li>Fiance: So I guess we should call the Geek Squad and have them set it up.</li>
<li>My Brother: Jim <em><strong>is </strong></em>the geek squad.</li>
<li>Fiance: You&#8217;re on the Geek Squad?</li>
<li>Me: No, but I can get your wireless network setup.</li>
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<p>I am not on the actual Best Buy Geek Squad, but &#8220;Geek squad&#8221; is a pretty generic term obviously.  This conversation just reminded me so much of that scene from Princess Bride.  Needless to say the wireless network was really easy and quick to get setup.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like math, but might not know as much about it as some real math nuts.  I was reading the web comic XKCD, which has a lot of math jokes.  I read this comic titled e to the pi times i (language warning) which says if you take e to the power of ? times [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like math, but might not know as much about it as some real math nuts.  I was reading the web comic <a href="http://www.xkcd.com/">XKCD</a>, which has a lot of math jokes.  I read this comic titled <a href="http://xkcd.com/c179.html">e to the pi times i</a> (language warning) which says if you take <em>e</em> to the power of <em>?</em> times <em>i</em> or <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=e%5E%28pi*i%29" title="Google's result for e^(pi*i)">e^(?*i)</a><em> </em>gives you negative one.  That seemed really odd to me.  First thing I did was put the formula into Google and see if it gave the same answer, and it did.  The math really bends my mind, so I wanted to share it with everyone else.</p>
<p>So lets look at the constants in the formula:</p>
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<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi"><strong>?</strong></a>: Most people are familiar with ? <em>(or pi)</em>, which is the ratio to a circle to its diameter.  It allows you to move between the diameter of a circle and its circumference.  It is an irrational number, meaning it cannot be represented completely in decimal notation.  It is approximately 3.14159265. . . .</li>
<li><em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_unit"><strong>i</strong></a></em>:Is the imaginary result of the square root of negative one, or <em>i</em>^2 = -1.  Since a negative number multiplied by a negative number results in a positive number, without imaginary numbers, this would impossible.</li>
<li><em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_%28mathematical_constant%29" title="Wikipedia for e">e</a></em>: The one less people are familiar with is is Euler&#8217;s number or <em>e</em>.  It is the base of the natural logarithm.  It is also irrational with the approximate value of 2.71828 18284 59045 23536. . .</li>
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<p>Mathematically speaking ?, e and i are considered some of the most important constants along with 0 and 1.  Pretty exciting eh?</p>
<p>So it turns out this formula is called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euler%27s_identity" title="Wikipedia for Euler's identity">Euler&#8217;s identity</a>.  I still don&#8217;t understand how it works though.  According to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Friedrich_Gauss">Carl Friedrich Gauss</a>, since this formula is not immediately apparent to to me (as a student), I will never be a first-class mathematician.  That is OK.  I just enjoy math as a hobby right now.</p>
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