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Dr. Horrible isn’t horrible, it’s fantastic. I guess Dr. Fantastic wouldn’t be a really good name for a super villain though. And that would be an even worse catch phrase then “I have a PhD in horribleness!” (yes, it is a word.)
I just watched Dr. Horrible Act 1 and 2 again. I can hardly wait [...]
I am not really a cat person, although I used to be one. I thought this was a hoot, and mostly I wanted to see if Jake still reads my blog. Jake is a cat person and also a software engineer (like me!) I caught him before with my Why Curiosity Killed the Cat post.
I [...]
I’ve never been much for gifts on occasion, I much prefer just giving people gifts, cards, etc. when I think about it or see something I think they will like. Unfortunately I usually try to save it for the next appropriate occasion, and then just forget, or am unable to get it then.
So if I [...]
There were a lot that I immediately recognized. Some of the others I had to use process of elimination or otherwise deduce. Well made test. Although, there is an easy way to cheat. Anyone notice it?
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Pockets are deceivingly large. It doesn’t seam like they hold much. Through out the day as you have small pocket sized items you place them in your pocket. Finally you go to retrieve one. That is when you discover that pockets are much bigger then you thought as you attempt to [...]
Pop-Tarts and Skim Milk is like a Big Mac and a Diet Coke.
The skim milk doesn’t ease my mind that I am having Pop-Tarts since I don’t usually drink milk at all. They are both treats, and the fact that the break room stocks them both makes them really easy access.
Milk is actually one [...]
This was so funny I just had to share it. First a little back story, for those not familiar with the Princess Bride. Miracle Max is a little old “wizard” type character played by Billy Cristal. Fezzik is a giant played by Andre the Giant. Fezzik and Inigo are knocking on [...]
I like math, but might not know as much about it as some real math nuts. I was reading the web comic XKCD, which has a lot of math jokes. I read this comic titled e to the pi times i (language warning) which says if you take e to the power of π times [...]
What do you see in a Card Board Tube?
2 Comments Published by Jim December 22nd, 2006 in creativity, family, humorWhat do you see here? Surprisingly it might have something to do with your age or gender. As an adult you might see a card board tube left over from Christmas gift wrap.
For our little boys it is a sword mostly. But it also makes a great telescope, megaphone, bat, baton, etc.
Our [...]
Why Curiosity Killed The Cat
5 Comments Published by Jim September 20th, 2006 in creativity, humor, philosophy, scienceThis is actually a misconception. Most people assume it was the cat’s curiosity that killed it. This is not the case. It all comes from the story of Schrödinger’s cat. (answer bellow)
A cat is placed in a sealed box. Attached to the box is an apparatus containing a radioactive nucleus and a canister of poison [...]